Big Brother has Arrived.

It’s that time of year when Brands/Sellers on Amazon start to gear up for holiday sales. A few years ago that would mean something really wonderful was about to happen, you could pretty much bet on 75% of your yearly revenue being generated in just a few months, but today…not so much.

All we hear about these days is Amazon Amazon Amazon. Amazon buying Whole Foods Market and Sears to Amazon Basics private labeling everything from batteries to mens shirts. Free Shipping. original content and the NFL with Prime, Americans are finding comfort in Alexa and Dash Buttons so they don’t have to do anything but consume, consume and consume from the luxury of their LazyBoy sofa.

Will agoraphobia be an epidemic in 10 years?

I’m not writing this because I care so much about the way we consume – that’s a personal choice. It’s really about the way Amazon treats Sellers and is using the consumer. Sellers were the foundation of Amazon, but today Amazon is eating them for lunch.

2-3 years ago one could launch a new brand on Amazon with great success – it was a wonderful platform for that reason – it was fair and it worked. Today the story it quite different. Amazon has quietly used Brand Sellers to test market products. Slowly but surely Amazon will pick the cream of the crop and create their own IP and eliminate the Registered Brands with strong category sales with an Amazon made IP product. This is clearly their mandate for Amazon Basics. “See what sells and then let’s make our own”.

About 2 years ago Amazon created a new division called Amazon Exclusives for artisans in all categories. It was suppose to be like a partnership, one that would help the artisan build their brand and reach millions of customers via Amazon’s powerful reach and support. It required that the artisan/brand give 100% exclusivity to Amazon for an addition 5% fee from the basic fees. Amazon promises went undelivered.

Then there is Amazon Vendor Express – a creepy mix between Amazon Retail Catalog (direct wholesale distribution) and Amazon Seller Central (Sellers/Brands control listings). Since Amazon Retail is by invitation only, Amazon Vendor Express gave Sellers possible entry into Amazon Retail, but what happens is you get caught in a vortex that is impossible to get out of, even after the items are delisted in Vendor Express. It’s a real mess and it is not recommended. You are asked so send in 6 items for free to be tested even if, like us, we had already sold 1.2 million dollars in sales – Amazon still had to test our product.

There is Amazon Lending or what I like to call the Bank of Amazon. An invitation only program, it’s great for cash flow for marketing and inventory needs but what happens is your marketing spend to drive traffic to your listings on Amazon and outside of Amazon – goes to waste as Amazon inserts the competition in the center of your listing page and directs the consumer attention away from your Brand, in our case they list the competition with a “Best Seller or Amazon Choice” banner smack in the middle of our Trademark Brand Listings.

Then, of course, there is Amazon bidding against your key terms in search. Amazon controlling the bid on the competitive products that you are listed against. Amazon marketing services – another money sucker as Amazon. Key search terms increased in 1 year time from about .17 cents to $3.00. Doesn’t that seem a bit odd?

Today there is no winning on Amazon – unlike 2 years ago. It’s only pay for play and the winner is always Amazon.

With $1.3 million in sales from the launch of a personal care item (we own the IP) in 11/2014 to 5 variations of that same item in 9/2016, we were headed for phenomenal growth – holding strong at 30% each month until Amazon Retail listed our main competitor and crashed us over night in their algorithm. A 70% drop in sales in October of 2016, nearly one year ago, has been impossible to turn-around.

Here’s our facts:

On an average as a brand we pay Amazon 40%-60% of each sale in fees. Our item is light-weight, stackable on the shelf, and retail lists between $21.00 and $24.99 – we are competitive in pricing and our item is made in USA to the highest standards.

When invited for a Lightening Deal the fee of $300 to $500 for Cyber Monday and Black Friday is on top of the substantial mark-down, FBA fees (mandatory) and listing fee, yet there are no guarantees Deals will run. BUT, one is expected to ship inventory to FBA warehouses by a mandated date to stay qualified. If FBA is bogged down and a product sits on the dock for weeks, even months, Deal is cancelled. There is now excess inventory in FBA and warehouse fees applied from date it arrived on the dock. December and November 2016 warehouse fees are triple.

If you want to play in Amazon’s playground get ready to leave with a few broken bones. Last year FBA was behind schedule and we were charged $12,000 for inventory that sat on the dock for Cyber Monday/Black Friday DEAL. Needless to say the Deals were cancelled yet we were left holding the bag on the inventory allocated to those deals and sitting in FBA. Amazon just didn’t care, although it was their fault.

Word on the street (that came out of a recent Top 50 Seller Conference in Seattle) is that Amazon is gearing up for Anti-Trust breakup of the company in 2020. What does that tell you about their ethos?

When Amazon uses, sellers and consumers to test market products and categories for their own benefit and gain market share without having to spend a dime in market testing…isn’t that deplorable behavior?

When Amazon controls so much of our lives isn’t that the essence of Big Brother? Isn’t Amazon slowly killing the environment with its delivery truck’s carbon footprint and waste of cardboard boxes. They already make shipping a box for an average person unaffordable with the dimensional weight rules put in place by carriers in 2015. That came to be because Amazon was shipping tiny little products in big giant boxes, creating waste, and taking up too much space. Their actions and carelessness directly affect consumer’s pockets but most consumers don’t attribute the high cost of shipping packages back to Amazon. They want it that way so you will even by more from their PRIME. Paper, cardboard, etc., it all comes from trees and we need our trees!

Amazon is crushing entrepreneurship, where it was at one time considered a best friend now one can’t afford to NOT list their product on Amazon – the sad truth is it’s a long haul and an expensive one.

As America grows lazier and fatter because it’s just a touch of a button or the sound of a voice to have whatever one wants at the door within 1 hour…how can anyone think Big Brother is not watching.

Man Sitting On Toilet Diarrhea
This is how vulnerable we are, you are, I am. 

When you get stretched so thin you forget you have a blog site.

So I get an email today from WordPress.  “We are just reminding you that we will be charging your credit card $99.00 for your site “C Spot Talk”.  What?  I have a site called C Spot Talk.  Wait it even has content from my past shows on LA Talk Radio that I completely forgot I ever did.  It’s actually pretty cool.  2014 was only 2 years ago, but let’s face it a whole lot of stuff has happening in all of our lives over the course of 2 years.

Actually I have been at a new network, UBNRadio.com, for the past 2 years.  Okay, I’ll cut to the chase.  I now have a successful toilet stool company called easyGopro – Go time just got easier, (easygopro.com) which is actually the #2 toilet stool in the USA.  That’s a long story and one, since I am back, that I will be talking about from not only a creative marketing perspective but also from a personal perspective as an entrepreneur using growth hacking tactics to grow a CPG brand and new category.  It’s a really interesting story.

I am going to make the best effort possible to post each week, if not more.  I want to share  wisdom from so many different angles, discoveries and findings across all spectrums, personal opinions about just about anything, and  stuff that probably no one cares about but me, but so what…it’s my blog – right?   Meanwhile – you catch up with my life for the past 2 years at UBNRadio.com “C Spot Talk Marketing Unfiltered with Wendi Cooper and John Hamilton” – which is live Tuesday nights at 8PM pst.  Or just find us and download us & listen to us while you drive, walk, run, spin, drink, have sex, or on your ass on the beach, on iTunes Podcasts –  just search the directly for the same – C  Spot Talk and subscribe.  Of course go to http://www.Youtube – it’s all there!

Bottom line is – I’m glad to be back and this will be great fodder for my attempt at a couple of Memoirs I’m dying to write.  A new website is in the works – yup got that going on too… C Spot Run Productions will soon be C Spot Run Creative  www.cspotrun.com.  Can’t wait to update that site.

After 2.5 years of spending my time launching a toilet stool company and learning way more than I knew before – I am back to the place that I love…talking to you!  BTW – no time to re-read so accept the organicness and errors…(Just made that up.)

Two Queens – Infomercial that is..!

After 15 years of friendship who would have thought the two “Infomercial Queens” with the same name, spelled exactly the same, would be on a radio show that reaches around the world?   Wendi Rogers has done it all and she is on the phone today for 50 minutes!  Wendi and I go way back that’s for sure.  But, we also share very similar life’s experiences.  In fact, we were both broke – both emotionally and financially – back in 1998 when we first met.  It’s often said that the infomercial business is tainted, I argue that it went through growing pains, but Wendi sees it differently.  Take a trip back in time to the “Wild West ” days of the infomercials when MER’s where through the roof, greed was not necessarily “good” and lives were changed forever.  Wendi Rogers Geisenger is married to Adam {Jay} Geisenger who was on C Spot Talk back in 2012 and together created some really fun and profitable campaigns.  Google Doc Bottom’s A Spray and the infamous “Pocket Chair.”  
 
Listen, download and subscribe as a podcast on iTunes:  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/two-queens-infomercial-that/id513363396?i=252148122&mt=2

“Licking Puddles…”

Alicia Coppola is an actress, author, wife, and mother of three gorgeous little girls.  She is unstoppable, a very funny lady, and passionate about stuff that makes her a ton of fun to have on The C Spot!  I don’t know how to explain this episode other than to hashtag the crap out of what we talked about! So here goes…   #1913NewYorktenements  # strep #mono #Lysol #selfpublishing #returningtochildhood #babysisters #ParenthoodToday #eatingsugar #shovingkids  #NewMoons #Amazon #Pinterest #Oprah #Gratitude #Broccoli #God #Peter #Japenese #Chinese #singingintheshower #conniebritton #screenplay #pregnantbellies #vomit #lefthandedmascara #lemonvodka and a lot more – no kidding!  You can find Alicia’s take on parenting at www.parenthoodtoday.tv and you can download her beautiful book, “Gracefully Gone” on Amazon.  What are Alicia’s life desires?  Listen and learn!  PS.  We really did talk about all this!  Thank for listening and sharing!  

Listen, download and subscribe as a podcast on iTunes:  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-c-spot-with-wendi-cooper/id513363396?mt=2

You Smell so Good…for a Girl!

If that show title doesn’t get you to download this episode, nothing will!  Today Peter and I celebrate The C Spot’s first 3 Peat!   Talent agent Blair Taylor of Commercial Talent Agency is in-studio for the 3rd in 2 years.  Why so many guest appearances?  Well, besides being the funniest and most entertaining person I know, Blair is the “Huber” TV Host agent.  Imagine this…he has placed and negotiated deals over  900 infomercials.  But it’s not just about infomercials, Blair placed Bick in the hilarious AT&T “It’s not complicated” commercials – which lead to SNL.  Isaiah Mustafa AKA the Old Spice guy which lead to, hmmm not sure what.  This episode, as well as last week’s with Darla Haun (just seen on Jay Leno (represented by Blair), will give you a completely new POV and  R.E.S.P.E.C.T., for the special talent it takes to sell on TV.  Blair@commercialtalentagency.comBTW Super hilarious show!  

Subscribe to my podcast or just listen to the show here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/january-23-2014/id513363396?i=241374772&mt=2

Get ready to enter the No Fly Zone!

Daynin Dashefsky, President and founder of The Inventors World Network, Inc., is an accomplished inventor, entrepreneur and one of the most amazing ladies on this planet!  Daynin is packed full of energy, wisdom and experience.  It’s been about 10 years since I first met Daynin as a new inventor with her No Fly Zone at a showcase in Las Vegas.  After mentoring her in 1999 for a short time, Daynin went on to become a successful entrepreneur and inventor advocate.    If you are an inventor or an entrepreneur with a product – like I always say, this is the show you need to listen to!   You can get Daynin’s Inventors World Network DVD series for only $99.00 (usually $399.00) when you mention The C Spot! Just contact her at Daynin@Daynin.com

Listen/download the show here:  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/get-ready-to-enter-no-fly/id513363396?i=221130580&mt=2

ButtTalks with Dr. LaGrasso

From my Thursday, November 19, 2013 show – Dr. Jeffery La Grasso is a world renown plastic surgeon who is Board Certified by the American Board of Plastic Surgery.  He was selected to complete a prestigious Craniofacial and Pediatric Plastic Surgery Fellowship at Children’s Hospital in Los Angeles, a rare honor.  What has plastic surgery got do to with marketing?  Good question.  As it turns out Dr. La Grasso not only shares tips on how to find the right plastic surgeon, but also what makes a great Brazilian Butt Lift, the hottest thing in plastic surgery today,  and the truth behind TV commercials that claim to give you an “instant face lift”, special dollar deals for plastic surgery; and why marketing should be part of medical school!  I really enjoyed this very enlightening interview…and I know you will too!  Www.brushwoodmediagroup.com

Listen/download the show here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/butttalks-with-dr.-lagrasso/id513363396?i=192723722&mt=2